if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Terrible idea I love it
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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