so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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