his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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