Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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