I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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