Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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