I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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