Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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