Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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