But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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