Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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