1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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