I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
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I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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