This is not my ceiling
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
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You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
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I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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