In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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