hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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