quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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