I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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