I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
its not stalking. its research.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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