Pants 0. Shit 1.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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