Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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