I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
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Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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