we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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