I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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