i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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