Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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