Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
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Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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