I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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