but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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