Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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