Yo dont text me then not text me
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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