i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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