then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
i need to put some appletini on your dick
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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