how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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