I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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