Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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