jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
