You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Watching her eat just hurts me
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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