that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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