Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
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