i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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