it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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