the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
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Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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