But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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