My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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