that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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