I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
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I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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