all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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