He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
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you turned your livingroom into a bong?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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