dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
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in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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Oh Jesus.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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