Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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