no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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