that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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