what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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