we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
